How Jimothy are you?

twelve tiny disasters. one raccoon-shaped standard. tap Waddle On if it bounced off you, That Got Me if it landed — and Jimothy will hand you an official number for how unbothered you actually are today.

he waddles through chaos on a body that makes no sense and answers to no one. do you? one way to find out.

what you'll get

Structurally Unbothered

78%

You are 78% Jimothy. You waddle through chaos on a body that makes no sense and answer to no one. Certified.

Certified by Jimothy · Ballard, WA · he did not read your responses

Barely Feral

17%

You are 17% Jimothy. The "we need to talk" text lives in your body rent-free. He doesn't know he's viral; you know precisely how you're doing at all times.

Certified by Jimothy · Ballard, WA · he did not read your responses

Certified Raccoon

100%

You are 100% Jimothy. Peak. A body that makes no sense, a schedule that answers to no one. Nothing on this earth has jurisdiction over you.

Certified by Jimothy · Ballard, WA · he did not read your responses